Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

By Mark Ramsey | 2006/07/18

Oompa loompa doompadee doo

I’ve got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What happens when your director can

Be the same guy from the first Batman

Wait, you might say, isn’t he the one

Who loves those 60′s horror icons?

And Johnny Depp, his regular star

Bad facial hair and a pack at the bar

Add Bonham Carter, what do you see?

It’s the Tim Burton fam-i-ly!


Oompa loompa doompadee doo

How does a dwarf in a pantsuit go poo?

Ommpa loompa doompadah dee

It’s not just a chocolate river, you see

What happens when your whole world is based

On how good light and dark choc-o-late taste?

What can an Oompa Loompa do

When he looks like the Soprano crew?

Oompa loompa doompadee doo

Our bougie moves fit on MTV2

Ommpa loompa doompadah dee

Tight crunk in four-part har-mon-y

What happens when Oompa folk appear

Just like Saddam Hussein in a mirror

Making the Wonka chocolate’s fine

But our moves are more Kevin Federline

Oompa loompa doompadee doo

Tim Burton and comb, may we introduce you

Ommpa loompa doompadah dee

Where the Hell is Christina Ricci?


What can you say when your movie’s one

Not “remake” but “re-imagination”

Gene Wilder fans old and pure panic

Hey, that’s a word rhyming with Zanuck!

Now we’re stars, Oompas walk down the aisle

With Liza Minnelli and queer eye style

If soon we’re battered Liza will hum

“Life is a Perc-o-dan, old chum”

Oompa loompa doompadee doo

This flick’s a wondrous adventure for you

Ommpa loompa doompadah dee

Thank God there’s no more Lisa Marie!

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