Alert the media: Fergie has had lesbian experiences

By Mark Ramsey | 2007/04/03

fergie.jpgBlack Eyed Peas star Fergie says she based her role as a lesbian in the new movie Grindhouse on real-life experience – which I think is Fergie’s way of explaining that she can’t act.

Said Fergie: “I have an equal opportunity London Bridge, and I don’t hesitate to levy a toll during rush hour.”

“I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with,” said Fergie , “but it’s somewhere on the order of T to the A to the S T E Y to the tenth power.”


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