David Hasselhoff”s Postage Stamp

By Mark Ramsey | 2007/05/04

hasselstamps.jpgIn commemoration of an embarrassing new home video of a drunken David Hasselhoff, the United States Postal Service has announced the release of an official Hasselhoff postage stamp nicknamed the “Hassel-lush.”

I don’t know about you, but I never would have suspected that a guy who used to have conversations with his Trans Am would have an alcohol problem.

“I call it an alcohol solution,” said Hasselhoff as he buried his head in his hands for a video his teenaged daughter graciously shot and released to the world.

Said Postmaster General Efram Doolittle, “Now the act of sending a letter can be transformed into an exercise in pop cultural irony – and who said the Postal Service wasn’t down with the peeps!”

The new stamp will be strictly third class and fundamentally uninsurable.


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