George Clooney and Fabio fight to the death

By Mark Ramsey | 2007/11/08

Coming this season to Iconoclasts on the Sundance Channel – it’s George Clooney and Fabio! Together for the first time since their notorious restaurant scuffle in a swanky Hollywood eatery.

fabio1.jpgAnd let’s face it, what eatery in Hollywood isn’t swanky?

Look out, or Fabio will activate the Wonder-Twin power of his chest hair which has been in public view longer than the Egyptian Sphinx.

George didn’t want to have his photo snapped, and Fabio accused Clooney of being “a Diva,” which is precisely the kind of insult one would expect from a guy who has been to a lot of runway shows – but never to hook up with a model.

Said Fabio’s manager, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

Yes, such are the clever witticisms that Fabio’s manager has plenty of time to dream up, Fabio’s career being what it is.

“At least Fabio’s manager can spell E-R,” Clooney shot back.

In case you’re keeping track, the publicity score is:

Celebrity scuffle in a restaurant – 1

Crisis in Darfur – 0.


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