Can I crack my rib if all the stars are doing it?
Asked "who are you wearing" at the premiere of her boyfriend, George Clooney's, latest film, Sarah Larson boldly replied "Federated Crutch Supply."
That's because Ms. Larson was nearly killed when she and Clooney were knocked off his motorcycle, cracking his rib and making it possible for Larson to neatly stack her feet in a cabinet should Clooney ever ask her to do so.
"I mean, he's George Clooney," she reportedly said. "I would walk down a red carpet next to him if I were a headless torso towed on a wagon."
"That's not necessary," Clooney cooed at her side.
"...yet."