Harry Potter...Nude?
Yes, Harry is on stage in the play Equus, which is most famous for two things: Full-frontal male nudity and a movie performance by Richard Burton so over the top he might as well have played the role from a Chinese space rocket.
You can see a bare Harry now in the West End - which is probably the end most folks are interested in anyway.
That leads to the obvious question: What's the title of the next Harry Potter movie?
Will it be...?
Harry Potter and the Buns of Steel
Harry Potter and the Testicles of a Stallion
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Sugar Cubes
Harry Potter and the Horse named Hermione
Harry Potter and the Unsheathed Wand of Fear
Harry Potter and the Lawsuit of Equine Palimony
Harry Potter and the Dangling Muggle