The Green Hornet stings the big screen
Columbia Pictures has announced that they're bringing 60's TV non-classic the Green Hornet to the big screen causing the entire world to wonder in unison: "Can Petticoat Junction, the Movie be far behind?"
Said a Columbia spokesperson: "The Green Hornet is a newspaper publisher by day and a crime-fighter by night. And if it weren't for CraigsList he wouldn't need the part-time crime-fighting job."
"With the help of a trenchcoat, a fedora, a mask, and some uncanny good looks, the Green Hornet is the scourge of every hood who has ever bet on the phillies at Santa Anita, aimed a pool cue, resembled Jack Klugman, or referred to his homey as 'Mack'."