The Heartbreak Kid
It's 8pm on a school night.
And high atop the Hollywood Hills it's time for Bobby and Peter Farrelly to brush their teeth, change into their Garanimals, and climb into their bunk beds, where they sing themselves to sleep with this lullaby (to the tune of My Favorite Things from Sound of Music).
Hush, listen. And you can just make out the lyrics:
Grosses suck wind for our new flick Heartbreak Kid
We think it's the spa where Jerry Stiller's naked
Zippers that slice off a dong with one zing
These are a few of our favorite things
Bowling and fat suits and Matt's a conjoined twin
If concept is high then the story is tres thin
Dumb and Dumber and still Dumberer flings
These are a few of our favorite things
Schizophrenics!
Quadriplegics!
We've got roles for you!
If you're disabled and you have a SAG card
That's how you won't feel...so blue!
Ben Stiller's got the lead role tied in a bow
But Britney Spears proves you will reap what you sow
Dad Jerry's hair dyed the color of Mars
These are a few of our favorite bars
Guac through the nose and a third-degree burning
Watch it and laugh if your stomach stops turning
Where there's a body with fluids to spring
These are a few of our favorite things
When reviews sting
When red ink flows
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember the spooge in her hair
And then we won't feel...so bad!
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