That’s right. Me and Johnny Depp. Get used to it.
How is it that I can get into such a tony affair, you ask? Let’s just say I will be disguising myself as one of VH1′s biggest stars with a giant clock around my neck.
The awards show – one of the first and most influential of the season – is hosted by the great D.L. Hughley.
Well, okay, the above average D.L. Hughley.
I can dream, can’t I?
It’s brought to you by the Broadcast Film Critics Association, an organization that considers me a member in shockingly good standing, despite my best efforts to the contrary.
Check it out Monday night on VH1!