Do you know who the Suicide Girls are? Because there were several of them floating around Comic-Con – when they weren’t flying around Comic-Con on brooms.

If you see one of the infamous Suicide Girls on the street (and where else would you see one?), please have this battery of questions ready. And I mean “battery” as in “assault and battery.”

1. Have you ever shot a man in cold blood?

2. Which, if either, of your parents is NOT incarcerated?

3. When you ride a hog, do you ever use a motorcycle?

4. When the Nazis conquered the Poles, did the club have a cover charge?

5. Let me guess, strict Catholic upbringing?

6. How many different kinds knots can you tongue-tie a cherry stem into?

7. Is that true that your tattoos have tattoos?

8. Have you ever been free on a Saturday night, and by “free” I do not mean on bail?