Twilight: New Moon – Caption This!
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| 2009/11/20
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“This is where we would kiss if I was attracted to girls”
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“Who needs a shirt when you can iron your chest hair!”
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“OK…so I’m not Tiger. But at least I use condoms.”
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Eww, eww, eww; get away from me! you look masculine and have some color in your cheeks; you’re not my type AT ALL
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Know where I can get some True Blood?
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oh…you’re a dude too……..
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“Before you kiss me, try this dog breath remedy”
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Why?? WHY won’t you attempt suicide for ME???
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Bella: Wait one second Jacob, I can smell Edward from here. Dude needs to take a shower or something.
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“Heh, you do look like those zombies in I am Legend.”
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I’m sorry you got hurt, Bella, but seriously – I can’t keep *these* guns holstered.
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Why yes, I do obsessively go to the gym and hate on Vampires
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Bella : “Jacob, you can’t go without a shirt ! You should have told me about, I have enough money for two.”
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Bella, the tide is coming in and I can’t wet. Remember the
witch in the Wizard of Oz. We must leave.
But…but I thought we were here to dig some clams.
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What? Wet kiss? And I didn’t even use my tongue!
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Are you the corpse of Brittany Murphy?
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Don’t be scared, Bella! I’m far too non-heterosexual to ever try to touch you. I mean, I listen to freaking Earth, Wind, and Fire!
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If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with sand in your underwear
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No, no. It looks good. Are you using your retainer at night?
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Yes. Umm… I’m sure it does taste just like chicken but I’m not into “Moon Men” or whatever you call yourself in this dustheap, wherever it is, and I really, really do not want to know what kind of dance the Moon Crabs do here…
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You’d look this surly too if your clothes were all wet, you had sand in your hair and your sparkling boyfriend disappeared for weeks at a time.
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This romance is definitely “on the rocks”!
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“Bella, promise me you won’t look at me or Edward directly in the eyes for the rest of the movie.”
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Jacob couldn’t help but realize he’d wrestled stronger angels…
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“This is where we would kiss if I was attracted to girls”
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David Hernandez Reply:
April 6th, 2010 at 10:06 am
XD can’t stop laughing
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now just put that hand a little closer to my pants,
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I’m muscular, my boobs are bigger than yours and my nipples could cut glass right now. Why don’t you like me?
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CHRIST! let me reach into my pocket and get you some gum!
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Do these shorts make me look gay?
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Yes, you actually got the Joan Jett role. I’m as surprised as you.
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“I’m a sucker for a guy wearing cherry red lipstick and dark eyeliners…”
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Um, is that Axe?
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kristen stewart and taylor lautner begin filming “from here to obscurity.”
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Jacob: Thank you for jumping into the water! I was running out of reasons for taking off my shirt!
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I’ll tell your son you loved him. By the way he’s pretty hot.
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Bitch, MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!
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Wait! Stop!! My last boyfriend glitters when we do this, What do you do?
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Jacob: “your penis is bigger than mine…!”
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“Your hair…..it’s so…..smooth, so free of split ends. What kind of conditioner do you use? Redken?”
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do you realize this movie is the best one we will be involved in? life sucks
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“Sharkboy? How’d you get in this movie? Oh well. Let’s make out!”
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HA! Left hand Blue! I win! I just love Twister, don’t you?
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” Your a keeper” ” That is to say that you are a lot bigger than the one I had to through back yesterday” ” By the way ” “whats up with the no tails?” ” I was told you Guy`s had tails?
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Couldn’t we just have gone to Hyde Park… the gravel’s really uncomfortable….
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…something about dead girl camel toe? Dammit, this joke is not going to write itself.
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“What’s that smell? It smells like low tide. Did you forget to wash under your arms again?”
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