Juiced Star: Megan Fox

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By Mark Ramsey | 2009/11/20

Megan Fox can’t understand why women hate her.

Gee, I wonder.

Could it be the way she wraps her tongue around what little dialogue she’s trusted with?

Could it be the quality of her performance as long – as that performance is aided by some tiny shorts?

Could it be the chance that she is already standing in line to do a musical duet with Pete Yorn?

“Talent,” Ms. Fox once said “is a four-letter word – like ‘primp.’”

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3 Responses to “Juiced Star: Megan Fox”

  1. TommyB says:

    Maybe they hate her because she gives a bad example to young women by depilating her tongue AND her teeth with a cigarette lighter

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    Mark Ramsey Reply:

    That – and maybe that she’s really hot.

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  2. Little Red Riding Hood Song Lyrics says:

    Hot gal. Little disappointed for she is not in Transformer 3.
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