I know you fancy the cop too but do you have to have those thoughts? I mean your face says it all really. STOP THINKING
For the last time, NO. I won’t trade ties with you.
What do you mean, you peed in your pants? Get a grip on yourself, Leo!
You know your a nutter, right?
Mr. Funman Reply:May 17th, 2012 at 11:33 am
Lol ! So simple yet so funny
Mark to leo:
Man that Cop is cheking u out
You need to put on some deodorant, dude!
Mark: Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
Leo: What..? That these pockets are too short for pool?
I must say you’re getting good at this hypnosis thing.
are u in dream..wake up dude
Mark Ramsey Reply:April 4th, 2011 at 8:01 am
But it’s such a nice dream. With angels and unicorns and such.
Chuck: You think that cop can hot-wire the truck behind us? Cuz I would really like to drive it off this nutty island.
Teddy: (to self) Did I leave my apartment on fire? Man, I love pool! Is today casual Friday? Or is it St. Pat’s day? One more write up for bein out of uniform and I am suspended without pay!……again!
Cop: (to self) These guys are gonna get you fired Melvin! I just know it! Suits! They’re all trouble! I should have listened to Mozzy!
You had chili for lunch AND you’re wearing lace panties?
Im wearing a green tie because I have gonorreah… fml..
I think you look good with that hat.
No… I don’t that overcoat makes your ass look fat. But that hat doesn’t really hide your giant head.
I thought you were trapped in Limbo?
What is it boss?
I tawt i taw a putty tat!
so did you get the part of Clarence the crosseyed lion in that Daktari remake?
‘… my 93 year old grandpa lasted longer than you did last night.’
Hey Boss, I think that guy is checking out your ass.
Did wardrobe mix up our ties? I’m pretty sure they mixed up our ties. These ties are mixed up. Mixed up, mixed up mixed up. That cop is totally gay for me. Maybe I can get his tie. I should yell ‘cut’ and get these ties switched around. But, I get the blue one this time. Wait, do crazy people wear blue ties? Crap, we’d have to re-shoot the ferry scene if we did that. Maybe some nerds can fix that in post. Dammit I have a line. This tie is bugging me. Wait, if they can fix the ferry scene in post, they can give me a new tie in every scene. I wish I could eat a guy’s eyeball on screen. That’d be sweet. Maybe that cop could eat my tie and I could eat his eyeball. Now I hate my hat. I want the kaki hat. Kaki, kaki, kaki… funky word. I look crazy with this tie and grey hat. It just doesn’t work. wait. am I the crazy one?
I think my wand may have chosen a wizard sleeve with clamydia
Yes Leo…we are not in Kansas anymore, and here you just BELIEVE your are the king of the world.
GEE-WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO START CASUAL FRIDAYS?
Wendy’s for lunch?
Are you really sure we can find Marty Scorcese here?
Chuck: “So ya see, boss….. There was this time a while back, right? And there was this big ol’ boat crossing the Atlantic, see? There were lots of dames on it. Money everywhere. I mean, I uh…I think something happened to that boat, see? And, boss…boss…BOSS! Ah man, you’re dreaming of drawing that naked broad again, aren’t ya?”
Teddy: *thinks to himself* “Man I need a cigarette sandwich”
Instead of always pimping my style, you would look super cute in that cop uniform…..I’m just saying……
Officer: Looks like your registration expired… just kidding, I was just staring at your ass. Move along!
This picture is so boring, it put that cop to sleep.
“Hey, I didnt know we were making a sequal to “Dick Tracy!”
Before we go in there, i oughtta let you know, i ain’t a cop.
“Don’t look now, but there’s a pink lace thong stuck to the back of your coat.”
You drop your coat off, they dryclean and press it and you pick it up,
You know. I love hamburger with ketchup. But she did not put on it. I am pretty sure now she doesn’t love me.
…. and so the offered me Hulk..Money for old rope lolz.
“You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!”
I love you, pls dont leave me.
He wore an…itsy bitsy teeny weeny red polka dot…tie.
Pssst! I’m wearing Daisy’s red panty and my butt crack is sweating profusely.
Mark Ramsey Reply:April 26th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Well grab a towel and stop posting messages online.
Go on, ask him!
“C’mon Leo, don’t look like that. You’re just mad cause I was cast in the Avengers, and you’re gonna be in another crappy Baz Luhrmann film…”
Seriously though, I got another tie you could borrow.
Chuck: “I’ll never let go, Jack. I promise.”
Teddy: “Yeah, hahah … wrong movie, this is Shuttyer face.”
“Pssst, buddy … wanna buy a watch? Genuine Roldex, no fakes, no foolin’!”
Look Leo, I wasn’t trying to put you in that pissy PMS mood again…. I was simply stating that your tie is pretty ugly…
Can you please look at me when I talk?
“I don’t mean to sound like a badass, but I don’t eject my USB safely”
seriously bro, when i get angry my power level is over 9000!!!
Get ready for a bachelor party you wont forget, or remember or.. whatever.. lets party!
What a bargain – Coat & hat – Buy one, get one free! Hmmm.
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