Dammit Mark, I just shart my pants. I would pick today to decide to free ball it.
“Why haven’t I won an Oscar yet? O that’s right because I’m crazy….shit”
“You seemed distracted last night. Hey, let’s try that new KY lube we saw n TV.”
I don’t make the rules in this town. I don’t know why gray fedoras aren’t cool.
Jack, draw me like one of your french girls.
Is That Cop Checking out Leo’s Ass ??
is it just me or is he watching us
my hat is better than yours
Is that snot down your shirt ?
Don’t look now, where being followed.
We really smell like smokers, no denying it.
Did I say an enema, I am sorry i meant lobotomy, i always get those two confused.
You do realise how ridiculous your tie is buddy?
“you know that cop behinds us is wondering how you got away with the titanic disaster. Their saying you were on the ice chunk and the dame froze to death…tsk tsk tsk”.
Tell me, did my totem fall, or is it still spinning..?
Why you staring at my face and not the decapitated giant?
“Don’t look now. Leo, but I think that policeman wants to bite your butt”
see that cop behide you.
he is looking in your asssss
You really thought you were gonna win this time, eh?
“The hell’s that sadistic guard from The Shawshank Redemption doing here?”
I told you no-one would take you seriously with that tie
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