Monthly Archives: January, 2011

Season of the Witch

Witch way out of this movie?

Light Dawns on Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Hosting stale old horror movies is an ugly business, but somebody has to do it, and for years the somebody who is easiest on the eyes is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.  Now Elvira has a new show, Elvira’s Movie Macabre (airing in on a channel near you). I have seen just about every episode […]

True Grit

“Mumblemumblemumble, girl”

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“This is where we would kiss if I was attracted to girls”