Juiced Star: Megan Fox

by Mark Ramsey
Published November 20th, 2009

Megan Fox can’t understand why women hate her.

Gee, I wonder.

Could it be the way she wraps her tongue around what little dialogue she’s trusted with?

Could it be the quality of her performance as long – as that performance is aided by some tiny shorts?

Could it be the chance that she is already standing in line to do a musical duet with Pete Yorn?

“Talent,” Ms. Fox once said “is a four-letter word – like ‘primp.’”

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“This is where we would kiss if I was attracted to girls”