The network went through some evolutions and revolutions, much time passed, and the show was reinvented to exclude, among other things, yours truly.
But here it is, plucked from mothballs and obscurity, my early 2000′s rant on Nicole Kidman’s Moulin Rouge, using all the appropriate pop-cultural references that fit the era.
Believe it or not, that shirt was part of the costume department. So I don’t take the blame for it.
I will only take the blame for looking too thin in it.
Here’s one (in three chapters) with the Film Crew, a.k.a. two-thirds of the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
In this first chapter, we discuss the challenges of having your hand up the ass of a puppet for the entire duration of a series, among other things.
In Part 2, we discuss the joys of peeing next to a Stormtrooper, and I take on Kevin Murphy in an arm-wrestle challenge to the death.
In this final chapter (and not a moment too soon), I invite the guys to make fun of my Halloween-themed birthday video, which is every bit as easy as it sounds.
Something like this…
Look who’s a movie critic!
It’s Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he’s no fan of the new Megan Fox movie Jennifer’s Body.
You’ll have to forgive Mr. Ahmadinejad’s shaky grasp of who the co-stars really are.
Plus, his translator seems to have learned English from Chico Marx.