MovieJuice’s “Critic Boy” on Moulin Rouge

by Mark Ramsey
Published February 21st, 2010

A few years ago I did this segment on a pilot show for what is now the Reelz Channel (check your TV listings, as the saying goes).

The network went through some evolutions and revolutions, much time passed, and the show was reinvented to exclude, among other things, yours truly.

But here it is, plucked from mothballs and obscurity, my early 2000′s rant on Nicole Kidman’s Moulin Rouge, using all the appropriate pop-cultural references that fit the era.

Believe it or not, that shirt was part of the costume department.  So I don’t take the blame for it.

I will only take the blame for looking too thin in it.

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MovieJuice meets Mystery Science Theater 3000

by Mark Ramsey
Published January 26th, 2010

Now that the MovieJuice site is redesigned, I wanted to share with you some of the classic interviews I’ve done over the years.  These will probably be new to lots of you.

Here’s one (in three chapters) with the Film Crew, a.k.a. two-thirds of the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

In this first chapter, we discuss the challenges of having your hand up the ass of a puppet for the entire duration of a series, among other things.

In Part 2, we discuss the joys of peeing next to a Stormtrooper, and I take on Kevin Murphy in an arm-wrestle challenge to the death.

In this final chapter (and not a moment too soon), I invite the guys to make fun of my Halloween-themed birthday video, which is every bit as easy as it sounds.

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Paranormal Activity

by Mark Ramsey
Published January 10th, 2010

What do you get when you combine one of 2009′s hottest movies with that dumb puppet from SAW?

Something like this…

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reviews Jennifer’s Body

by Mark Ramsey
Published October 2nd, 2009

Look who’s a movie critic!

It’s Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he’s no fan of the new Megan Fox movie Jennifer’s Body.

You’ll have to forgive Mr. Ahmadinejad’s shaky grasp of who the co-stars really are.

Plus, his translator seems to have learned English from Chico Marx.

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“This is where we would kiss if I was attracted to girls”